Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?

cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

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dorkly:

Grocery Store is Selling Magikarp By the Pound
If you can wait a few weeks, they should have some Gyarados fillets available.

dorkly:

Grocery Store is Selling Magikarp By the Pound

If you can wait a few weeks, they should have some Gyarados fillets available.

(Source: reddit.com)

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kudra-mike-nerd:

nedandthedeadgirl:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

That was ‘U.N Owen Was Her?’. This is ‘Faerie’s Aire and Death Waltz' (the piece in the image above)

The ACID is starting to kick in.

kudra-mike-nerd:

nedandthedeadgirl:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

That was ‘U.N Owen Was Her?’. This is ‘Faerie’s Aire and Death Waltz' (the piece in the image above)

The ACID is starting to kick in.

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In which the Titans go see Frozen and utterly regret it;

(Source: eknowbaria)

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"These windows don’t even open.  How did you…"
- Boy, if I had a dollar for every time I heard that.  I’d have like, six bucks.

(Source: vvatn)

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